Saturday, March 01, 2008

I Can Prove To You That Ducks Were Once Chickens

It happened very, very long time ago in the era of The Big Bang. The animal on earth saw the asteroid coming but it was the chickens who knew what actually was going on.

As the giant asteroid approached the earth, they shouted, "The Sky Is Falling, The Sky Is Falling!"

Many of the terrified animal managed to take cover under some rocks, except for the dinasours because they were too big to be taking refuge under the rocks, and some chickens, that were still in the open because they moved too slowly.

In the final moment, as the giant asteroid slammed the earth, the only thing that they could manage was to duck.

And duck they became until today.

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